Poor old Claude's been strange in mood, Ever since he lost his wife ; Now he hiccoughs after food ; He's quarrelsome and full of strife. Formerly, he'd laugh and joke, It was indeed, a happy marriage, Now, he cannot even smoke ; He's trouble with his undercarriage, He changes colour, yawns and sighs ; His goitre gives him palpitation, He feels a pain in both his thighs, From intermittent CLAUDication ;
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Poor old Claude's been strange in mood, Ever since he lost his wife ;
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May 29, 2010· 1 min read
Poor old Claude's been strange in mood, Ever since he lost his wife ; Now he hiccoughs after food ; He's quarrelsome and full of strife. Formerly, he'd laugh and joke, It was indeed, a happy marriage, Now, he cannot even smoke ; He's trouble with his undercarriage, He changes colour, yaw
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